Lol, if you only like me for my tits you should probably try being a little more discrete about it. If you want me to like you at all, that is.
Day 93: what about the opposite sex can you not understand
What it feels like to have a boner.
I do not have a penis. I will never be able to experience this phenomena.
Day 92: what have you learned just from attending your school
There are all sorts of people in the world. You don’t have to like them, but it is pertinent that you respect them.
I think that is the most important thing I’ve taken from this school year in particular. Now, if only everyone in said school could have this lesson as I did.
Things that happened today
- Moped around all morning.
- Fell off my bed.
- Got into my first car accident. I wasn’t paying attention, the car in front of me stopped, I bumped into them, and they bumped into whomever was in front of them. Luckily, the damage to all parties was so minimal and everybody was so nice to my ugly crying face that they didn’t even bother to exchange insurance.
- Got approached by a creepy older fellow with a thick African accent who wanted my phone number while at work.
- Am very, very confused by my current relationship blunders.
Today is not my day.
Aaaand, for $1.1 billion, Tumblr is handed over to Yahoo.
Could this be the beginning of the end?
Just got dumped.
Hard core dumped.
Painfully dumped.
Goodbye two years.
Guess I never really knew love.
My cat just tried to stand up, but then, realizing I was sitting on his tail, instantly gave up and laid back down.
When people get upset because they can’t handle the consequences of their poorly thought out actions.
Ha. Haha. Hahaha. no.
